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Posted on 24th Apr at 8:46 AM, with 299 notes
Anonymous asked: how many pregnancies have you prevented?
Posted on 24th Apr at 8:40 AM, with 60 notes

landorus:

gonna make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. stay tuned for the shocking results

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:39 AM, with 786,720 notes

kravfit:

pink-coke-princess:

capekalaska:

Aww

men aren’t too terrible i guess

If my husband to be doesn’t tear up at the sight of me in my wedding dress, then I will gracefully ride away on my big black horse and leave his sorry emotionless ass behind.

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:37 AM, with 174,504 notes

northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

Posted on 24th Apr at 8:34 AM, with 224 notes
"is that selfie really as poppin as u think it is?"
the daily rhetorics to oneself (via flatbellybella)
Posted on 24th Apr at 8:33 AM, with 17 notes

trashboat:

gif:

who needs tumblr when you have law n order

judge blogging

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:47 PM, with 57,815 notes

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

Posted on 22nd Apr at 9:20 AM, with 2,313 notes

nylooms:

nylooms:

"why do you put personal posts on your blog?"

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Posted on 22nd Apr at 9:18 AM, with 37,852 notes
steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.
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steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 9:16 AM, with 209,572 notes

 

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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