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Posted on 25th Aug at 7:45 PM, with 134 notes
vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

So, then I was at the border, like, “Boo!” and the Ukrainians were all, like, “Aaagh!”. Ahahahahaha. I tell you, Dmirity, almost-invasions are the best.
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vladimirputinwillfuckyouup:

So, then I was at the border, like, “Boo!” and the Ukrainians were all, like, “Aaagh!”. Ahahahahaha. I tell you, Dmirity, almost-invasions are the best.

Posted on 25th Aug at 7:21 PM, with 270,210 notes
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster
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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Posted on 22nd Aug at 2:40 PM, with 271,136 notes

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

Posted on 22nd Aug at 2:38 PM, with 396,326 notes

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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Posted on 21st Aug at 3:45 PM, with 692,285 notes
nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

Posted on 21st Aug at 1:14 AM, with 165,452 notes

knope4pope:

if i was a teacher i’d play this everytime a student was right

Posted on 21st Aug at 1:04 AM, with 42,818 notes
frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)
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frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

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